In an open letter to the Royal Family, the world’s paparazzi have demanded that Prince George stop ruining their attempts to photograph London’s landscapes. The camera-obsessed child has repeatedly interrupted journalists, demanding they capture shots of his ‘new gym bod’ and telling them to ‘hit like’ if they think he’s sexy.
Palace insiders have appealed to foreign tabloids to stop pandering to the ‘little media whore’. George has already posed for more half naked photos than Miley Cyrus and recently posed with an incontinent Princess. He has also threatened to ‘break the internet’ with close-ups of a ‘cuddle pic’ with the Duchess of Cambridge’s ‘fun bags’, fully aware, like any toddler, that there’s no point in throwing a tantrum if no-one is watching.