Celebrity ‘devastated’ as plea for privacy is respected
A well-known UK pop star is said to be devastated after the media respected his plea for privacy during a difficult time in his personal life. The star’s publicist – who wishes to be known only as...
View ArticleModern-day nativity ruined as Mary and Joseph submit online tax return
One of the more progressive primary schools in the country says it now regrets its staging of ‘Nativity 2.0’, a modern take on the standard end-of-term nativity play, after the main characters’ use of...
View ArticleViolent protests outside French Embassies after Middleton pictures published
The French Embassy in South Kensington was in flames last night after being overrun by English protesters unhappy with the treatment of Kate Middleton, a public figure venerated locally as a saint....
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We are delighted to be able to offer you this tasteful set of Duchess of Cambridge ‘Invasion of Privacy’ commemorative jugs. These jugs come in a pair and will help you remember the Duchess’s first...
View ArticleEuropean newspapers print naked Royal baby pics
Newspapers in several European countries have printed scans of the unclothed child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. The intimate ultrasounds show the still genderless tot relaxing naked in a sac...
View ArticleStop photobombing our pictures, paparazzi tell Prince George
In an open letter to the Royal Family, the world’s paparazzi have demanded that Prince George stop ruining their attempts to photograph London’s landscapes. The camera-obsessed child has repeatedly...
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